Girls Glossary
π π¬ Girl Talk Translation Β· / not Textbook Terminology π¦ π
1. a list of words nobody explained properly, translated into what they actually feel like.
2. the bit between "is that a real thing?" and "OH. That makes so much sense..."
01 Bloating /ΛblΙΚΒ·tΙͺΕ/ Β· noun Also filed under: "why do my jeans not fit today" Same body. Extra luggage.
"I got dressed and my jeans did up fine on Monday. It is now Thursday and they are actively hostile."
How can a stomach change size in four days when nothing else has changed?
Two things are happening that you cannot see. Your body is holding on to more water than usual, and your gut has slowed right down (so everything is moving through you more slowly and taking up more room on the way).
You haven't gained anything. Your body has just put the heating on and started hoarding water like a snowstorm is coming. Same body, temporarily more luggage.
In the second half of your cycle, progesterone rises. Progesterone relaxes smooth muscle (including the muscle that moves food through your gut) so digestion slows and gas hangs around longer. At the same time, shifting oestrogen and progesterone change how your kidneys handle salt and water, so you retain more fluid.
It usually peaks in the day or two before your period and settles once bleeding starts.
The number on the scale going up before your period is water and slower digestion. It is not fat, and it is genuinely gone again within a few days.
- Own a pair of jeans that fits your bloated days, not just your flattest ones. This is a wardrobe problem, not a body problem.
- Drinking more water genuinely helps β dehydration makes your body hold on tighter.
- Walking helps things move. So does not weighing yourself that week.
- Log it in your Cycle Studio. Once you can see it turning up at the same point every month, it stops being a nasty surprise.
02 Brown blood /braΚn blΚd/ Β· noun The one everybody googles in secret It's not new blood. It took the scenic route.
"It started brown. Not red. Brown. I have told nobody and I have been quietly worried about it for eleven months."
Why is it brown at the start and end, and red in the middle?
Colour is not telling you about the blood. It is telling you about the speed. Brown blood is simply blood that took longer to come out.
Like a cup of tea you forgot about on the side. It's the same tea. It's just been sitting there, meeting the air, going a bit darker. Nothing has gone wrong with the tea.
Blood contains iron. When blood is exposed to oxygen for longer, that iron oxidises (the same process that turns a cut apple brown or makes metal rust) and it changes from bright red to dark red to brown.
At the very start and the very end of your period, flow is slow, so blood spends longer in your uterus and vagina before it leaves. Slow exit, more oxygen, browner colour. In the middle, when flow is fastest, it comes out fresh and red.
Brown at the beginning and end of your period is the most normal thing in the world. It's a timing thing, not a health thing.
- Stop worrying about brown days at the start and end. That's just the pace changing.
- Brown spotting at a completely random point in your cycle, month after month, is worth mentioning to a nurse or GP (that one is different).
- Same for discharge that smells strongly bad alongside it.
03 Cramps /kramps/ Β· noun Medically: dysmenorrhoea A workout you did not sign up for.
"It's not even in my stomach really. It's in my back? And the tops of my legs? And I'm meant to be doing PE."
Why does a uterus hurt in your back and your thighs?
Your uterus is a muscle, and during your period it is squeezing (hard, and repeatedly) to push the lining out. You cannot feel it working, only the ache it leaves behind.
Imagine doing an intense ab workout, every hour, for two days, without deciding to. You'd expect to ache. Nobody would call you dramatic for aching.
Chemicals called prostaglandins make the uterus contract. The more prostaglandins you produce, the stronger the squeezing, and strong contractions briefly reduce the blood supply to the muscle, which is what turns 'tightening' into 'pain'.
The nerves that serve your uterus share pathways with the nerves from your lower back and upper thighs. Your brain can't always tell exactly where the signal started, so it reports pain in all of them. That's called referred pain, and it's why period pain rarely stays where you'd expect.
Back ache during your period isn't a separate problem you've also developed. It's the same pain, arriving at a different address.
- Heat genuinely works β a heat pack on your lower back or tummy relaxes the muscle and eases the squeezing.
- Anti-inflammatory painkillers like ibuprofen work on prostaglandins specifically, which is why they often help more than paracetamol. Check with a parent or pharmacist about what's right for you.
- Taking them when the pain starts, rather than waiting until it's unbearable, works better.
- Gentle movement helps more than lying completely still, even though lying completely still is more appealing.
04 Cravings /ΛkreΙͺΒ·vΙͺΕz/ Β· noun Filed under: "why am I STARVING" It's an energy bill, not a willpower bill.
"I ate a full dinner and then stood in front of the fridge like I hadn't eaten since Tuesday. And then felt guilty about it for the rest of the night."
Why am I so much hungrier some weeks, when I'm eating exactly the same?
Your body is not running at the same cost every day of the month. In the second half of your cycle it is quietly burning more energy at rest, before you have done anything at all.
It's an energy bill, not a willpower bill. Your body has had the heating on all week and is now asking you to top up the meter. You haven't "lost control"... you've been invoiced.
After ovulation, your resting metabolic rate rises β for many people by somewhere around 5β10%. Your core body temperature goes up slightly too. Both cost energy, so genuine hunger increases.
On top of that, the hormone changes in that phase affect serotonin, which is partly why the craving is so often specifically for carbohydrates and sugar rather than just "more food".
Being hungrier before your period isn't greed and it isn't a failure of self-control. It's a body that needs more fuel that week, asking for it in the only way it can.
- Eat the bigger lunch. Fighting it usually ends in feeling worse and eating more later anyway.
- Pack an actual snack for that week rather than trying to run on nothing until 4pm.
- Notice which days it lands on β in the Cycle Studio it usually shows up in the same window every cycle.
- If eating starts to feel scary, shameful, or like something you have to control all the time, that's worth telling an adult you trust. That's a really common thing to need help with.
05 Discharge /ΛdΙͺsΒ·tΚΙΛdΚ/ Β· noun We call it: down-there skincare You're supposed to have it.
"There's stuff in my knickers and I have never asked anybody about it, ever, because how would you even start that sentence."
Why is it there at all β and why does it keep changing?
It's not a mess your body is making. It's a cleaning system running constantly, without being asked, keeping everything healthy and getting rid of what shouldn't be there.
There's your face skincare routine (twelve steps, a lot of money) and then there's the one your body runs down there by itself, for free, while you're asleep. It's that girl with perfect skin who has never owned a moisturiser.
Your cervix produces fluid that carries away old cells and bacteria, and keeps the whole area at the right acidity so unfriendly bacteria struggle to grow. The amount and texture change through your cycle as oestrogen rises and falls (drier after your period, stretchy and slippery around ovulation, thicker and creamier afterwards).
Having none at all is more likely to be a problem than having plenty. And it never, ever needs soap. Washes and scented products push it out of balance and usually make things worse.
The changes across the month aren't random. Your discharge is basically a status update on where you are in your cycle β if you know how to read it.
- Wash the outside with plain water. That's it. That's the routine.
- Cotton knickers, and a liner on heavier days if you'd rather.
- Log it in the Cycle Studio (the stretchy days are a decent clue that you're around ovulation).
- Green, grey or dark yellow, a strong bad smell, or itching and soreness are your body flagging something. That's a nurse or GP, not more washing.
06 Endometriosis /ΛenΒ·dΙΚΒ·miΛΒ·triΒ·ΛΙΚΒ·sΙͺs/ Β· noun Usually shortened to "endo" Not "just bad cramps".
"Everyone says periods hurt. But mine make me go home from school, and when I say that people look at me like I'm being soft."
Why would the same monthly process hurt one person mildly and floor another completely?
In endometriosis, tissue similar to the lining of the uterus is growing in places outside it. Around the ovaries, the tubes, elsewhere in the pelvis. And it responds to your hormones every month, exactly like the lining inside does.
Wallpaper that's ended up in rooms it was never meant to be in, and it still redecorates every single month. The difference is that inside the uterus there's a way out. Everywhere else, there isn't.
That misplaced tissue thickens and breaks down with your cycle, but the blood and tissue have nowhere to go. That causes inflammation, irritation and, over time, scar tissue. Which is why the pain can be severe, and why it doesn't always stay confined to your period days.
Doctors don't yet agree on one single cause. What is well documented is that it takes far too long to diagnose, on average around eight years in the UK (largely because severe period pain gets normalised).
You were not being dramatic and you did not have a low pain threshold. If pain is stopping your life, that is information, and it deserves an actual investigation.
- Track it. Dates, pain scores, what you had to cancel. A GP takes a pattern far more seriously than a memory.
- Say the specific sentence: "this pain is stopping me going to school." That lands differently to "my periods are bad."
- You're allowed to ask for a second opinion, and to bring someone with you.
- Endometriosis UK has good, plain-English guidance if you want to read more before you go.
07 Heavy or painful periods /ΛhevΒ·i/ Β· noun Medically: menorrhagia "Everyone gets cramps" is not a diagnosis.
"I plan my whole week around it. Which seat I sit in. What colour trousers. Whether I can risk double PE."
How am I supposed to know if mine is 'heavy', when I've never seen anybody else's?
There's no shared scale, so almost everyone assumes theirs is average. The measure doctors actually use isn't a volume, it's the impact on your life.
If you are planning your day around your period (seats, clothes, escape routes, spare everything) that's not 'a heavy one'. That's data, and it's the exact thing a doctor wants to hear.
Signs that count as heavy: soaking through a pad or tampon every hour or two for several hours, needing to double up, flooding through clothes or bedding, clots bigger than a 10p coin, or bleeding lasting more than 8 days.
It matters beyond inconvenience. Losing a lot of blood month after month can leave you low on iron, and low iron is why heavy periods often come with exhaustion, dizziness, breathlessness and looking pale. That part is very treatable once someone actually checks.
The wiped-out feeling isn't you being lazy that week. If your periods are heavy, there may be a physical reason you're exhausted, and a blood test can find it.
- Track two things for two cycles: how often you change protection, and what you couldn't do.
- Ask specifically whether your iron levels should be checked.
- Take someone with you if adults have brushed it off before. It shouldn't be necessary, and it often helps.
- "Everyone gets cramps" is not a medical assessment. You're allowed to say so, politely.
08 Luteal phase /ΛluΛΒ·tiΒ·Ιl/ Β· noun Plain English: the second half Same machine. Different setting.
"Two weeks ago I was going to the gym, replying to everyone and had my whole life together. Same girl. Same life. Cannot currently be bothered to open a message."
Why can't I just be consistent?
You are not one steady version of yourself with random bad weeks. The second half of your cycle runs on a genuinely different hormone mix to the first half (different fuel, different temperature, different mood chemistry).
Same machine, different setting. Nobody expects a phone on low power mode to do everything it does at 100%, and nobody thinks the phone is broken. It's running the second half of its battery.
The luteal phase is the stretch between ovulation and your next period (usually around 12 to 14 days). Progesterone rises through it, which raises your core temperature slightly, slows digestion, and has a sedating effect for some people.
Then, if there's no pregnancy, both progesterone and oestrogen fall away fairly sharply in the last few days. That drop is what triggers your period, and it's the drop, more than the levels themselves, that most affects mood and sleep.
You're not inconsistent. You're cyclical. Those are completely different things, and only one of them is a character flaw.
- Put the demanding stuff β the presentation, the big social thing β in the first half of your cycle where you can choose.
- Plan your second half around lower energy instead of being annoyed by it.
- Protect your sleep in the last few days. Everything else gets harder when that goes.
- The Cycle Studio will show you your own version of this. Yours won't be textbook, it'll be yours.
09 Ovulation /ΛΙvΒ·jΚΒ·ΛleΙͺΒ·ΚΙn/ Β· noun The bit the whole cycle is actually built around Day 14 is a guess, not a rule.
"There's about three days in the middle of the month where I feel genuinely amazing and I look better and I have no idea why."
What actually happens in the middle of the month (and is it really always day 14?!)
One ovary releases an egg. It takes minutes. You most likely won't notice it happening (but you may well notice the build-up to it, because oestrogen peaks just before)
Everyone counts forwards from day 1 and assumes ovulation lands on day 14. Your body actually counts backwards, it's roughly 12 to 14 days before your next period. Which is why the 'day 14' thing is wrong for so many people.
Oestrogen climbs through the first half of your cycle, then triggers a surge of luteinising hormone, which releases the egg. Around that point some people notice a one-sided twinge low down, clearer and stretchier discharge, and more energy or sociability.
The second half of the cycle is fairly fixed in length. The first half is the bit that varies - so if your cycle is 24 days or 34 days, ovulation moves accordingly. It is genuinely not day 14 for most people.
The good few days in the middle aren't a coincidence or a fluke of a good night's sleep. That's the highest-oestrogen point of your entire month.
- Notice the stretchy, slippery discharge β it's the most reliable free signal you've got.
- If you get a one-sided twinge mid-month, that's likely mittelschmerz, and it's harmless.
- Use those days for the things that need you at full volume, if you get the choice.
- Cycles that are still settling may not ovulate every month, especially in the first couple of years. That's expected, not broken.
10 PCOS /ΛpiΛΒ·siΛΒ·ΙΚΒ·Λes/ Β· noun Polycystic ovary syndrome The recipe is mixed slightly differently.
"My periods turn up whenever they feel like it, my skin has never settled, and there's hair in places I didn't expect. And I've quietly decided all of that is my fault."
Why would periods, skin and hair all go wrong at the same time? They're not even related.
They are related, they're all downstream of the same hormones. When the balance shifts, several apparently unconnected things shift together.
Same ingredients, measured out differently, so the cake comes out different. Not a wrong cake, just a different one. But one that's worth showing to someone who knows about cakes.
In PCOS, levels of androgens (hormones everyone has, in differing amounts) run higher than usual. That can mean ovulation happens irregularly or not every cycle, which is why periods become unpredictable or disappear. Higher androgens also drive oilier skin, acne, and hair growth in a more typically male pattern.
Many people with PCOS also have insulin resistance, meaning their body has to work harder to manage blood sugar( part of why weight can be harder to shift despite doing nothing differently).
It's one condition producing several symptoms, not four personal failings happening at once. And there are real things that help.
- Track your cycle lengths. "My periods are irregular" is vague; "my last four cycles were 45, 62, 38 and 51 days" gets you taken seriously.
- PCOS is diagnosed on a combination of things, not one test, and it can be harder to diagnose in teenagers because irregular cycles are normal early on.
- Ask about it directly if the pattern sounds like yours. You're allowed to bring it up first.
- Verity is the UK PCOS charity, if you want to read more.
11 Period brain /ΛpΙͺΙΒ·riΒ·Ιd breΙͺn/ Β· noun Also: brain fog You're not thick that week.
"I read the same paragraph four times. I walked into the kitchen and forgot why. I genuinely thought something was wrong with me."
Why does my brain feel like it's buffering for a few days a month?
Concentration isn't a fixed setting. It's the output of sleep, pain, mood and hormones, and in the days before your period, several of those quietly get worse at once.
Try concentrating on four hours of broken sleep, with cramps, while feeling like everything is a lot. Now do a maths test. Nobody would call that a brain problem (but that's exactly the week you're judging yourself on).
Being straight with you: research on whether hormones directly measurably change how well you think is genuinely mixed, and the effects found tend to be small. So we're not going to tell you your IQ drops.
What isn't in doubt is that poor sleep, pain and low mood all measurably reduce working memory and concentration, and all three are more likely in the late luteal phase. The fog is real. It's mostly arriving via those, rather than hormones scrambling your brain directly.
It's not that you got worse at thinking. It's that you're trying to think through pain and bad sleep, and then blaming your brain for the result.
- Write things down that week instead of trusting your memory. This is not defeat, it's admin.
- Treat the sleep and the pain (that's usually where the fog is actually coming from).
- Don't schedule the thing that needs deep focus for that window if you have any say in it.
- Don't make big decisions about your own capability on your worst-sleeping days.
12 Period poops /ΛpΙͺΙΒ·riΒ·Ιd puΛps/ Β· noun Yes. It's a real thing. Yes, everybody. Your bowel got the same memo.
"Day one of my period and I have basically relocated to the bathroom. I have never once said this sentence to another human being."
What has my period got to do with my bowel? They're separate systems.
The chemical making your uterus contract doesn't stay politely inside your uterus. It leaks into nearby tissue, and your bowel is right there.
Your uterus sent out a group message saying "everybody squeeze." Your bowel was accidentally added to that group chat. It has now also started squeezing. Nobody consulted you.
Prostaglandins (the chemicals that make the uterus contract to shed its lining) also affect the smooth muscle of the intestines. More prostaglandins means more bowel contractions, so things move through faster and looser. That's the "period poops".
The flip side explains the other half of the month: in the luteal phase, higher progesterone slows the gut down, which is why constipation before your period and the opposite once it starts is such a common pattern.
Constipated before, then the complete reverse on day one, is not a coincidence or something you ate. It's the same hormone story, in two acts.
- Water and fibre in the days before help with the constipation half.
- Anti-inflammatory painkillers reduce prostaglandins, so they often calm both the cramps and the bathroom situation at once.
- Know it's coming on day one and plan the day accordingly. That alone removes most of the panic.
- It is astonishingly common. Nobody talks about it, which is exactly why everyone thinks it's just them.
13 PMDD /ΛpiΛΒ·emΒ·diΛΒ·ΛdiΛ/ Β· noun Premenstrual dysphoric disorder A volume problem, not a character problem.
"For about a week I'm a completely different person. I say things I don't mean, I feel like everyone would be better off without me, and then my period starts and it lifts like weather."
Why would the same hormones everybody has hit me this much harder?
Your hormone levels are usually completely normal. The difference is in how sensitively your brain responds to them changing.
Same song, played at a volume that hurts. The track isn't different, the speakers are far more sensitive. That's not a personality flaw any more than being sensitive to light is.
PMDD is a recognised condition affecting a small percentage of people who menstruate. It's understood to involve an unusual sensitivity to normal fluctuations in progesterone and its by-products, which affect the brain's GABA and serotonin systems (the ones handling mood, anxiety and calm).
The pattern is the giveaway: symptoms appear in the week or two before a period, and clear within a few days of it starting. Every cycle. That timing is what separates it from other mental health conditions, and it's what a doctor will look for.
The person you are in that week is not the real you finally showing through. It's a treatable response to a hormonal change (and there are things that genuinely help).
- Track symptoms against your cycle for two or three months. That chart is the single most useful thing you can hand a GP.
- Say the timing out loud: "this happens every month before my period and stops when it starts."
- Tell someone you trust which week it is, before it arrives, so you're not managing it alone.
14 PMS /ΛpiΛΒ·emΒ·Λes/ Β· noun Premenstrual syndrome Your hormones went off a cliff. Your brain felt the landing.
"I cried at an advert about a dog. Then I was furious at my sister for breathing. Then my period started the next morning and I was like "that explains why!"
Why do the exact same things bother me enormously one week and not at all the next?
Nothing about the situation changed. What changed is the chemistry you're processing it with (the same event genuinely lands harder depending on where you are in your cycle).
Same photo, different filter. The thing your sister said wasn't worse this week (your sensitivity setting was turned up). Both the feeling and the reason are real at the same time.
After ovulation, oestrogen and progesterone rise, then fall away in the last few days before your period. That fall affects serotonin (one of the chemicals involved in mood, sleep and appetite) which is why irritability, tearfulness, cravings and poor sleep so often turn up together, as a set.
The physical symptoms come from the same shift: fluid retention makes breasts feel sore and heavy, and slowed digestion causes bloating.
"Feeling ugly" for three days before your period isn't a sudden accurate insight about your face. It's a symptom, arriving on schedule, alongside the sore boobs and the crying.
- Know which days they are. Context doesn't remove the feeling, but it stops you believing everything it tells you.
- Give yourself an extra 10% that week and take one thing off the list.
- Protect sleep β it's usually the first domino, and everything else gets worse when it goes.
- If it's severe enough to wreck your friendships, schoolwork or safety every single month, read the PMDD entry. That's a different thing and it deserves a doctor.
15 Sleep (the week before) /sliΛp/ Β· noun Usually the first thing to change It's a thermostat problem.
"I keep waking up at 3am for no reason, kicking the duvet off, and then overthinking a conversation from Year 8."
Why does my sleep fall apart for a few nights a month when nothing else has changed?
Your body temperature isn't the same all month. In the second half of your cycle it runs slightly warmer β and falling asleep depends on your body being able to cool down.
Trying to sleep in a room that's two degrees too warm. You'd blame the room. Nobody would decide they'd suddenly developed insomnia as a personality trait.
After ovulation, progesterone raises your core body temperature by roughly 0.3β0.5Β°C. Dropping your core temperature is part of how your body triggers and maintains sleep, so a warmer baseline tends to mean lighter, more broken sleep.
Then progesterone falls sharply in the last days before your period β and because it has a calming effect on the brain, losing it quickly can bring restlessness and 3am wake-ups. Add cramps and you have a genuinely bad week for sleep.
This is often the earliest signal you get. For a lot of people sleep goes downhill two or three days before anything else does β so bad sleep can be the thing that tells you your period is coming.
- Cooler room, lighter duvet, fewer layers for that week specifically.
- Guard your bedtime harder than usual in the few days before β this is the domino that knocks over mood, concentration and hunger.
- Log it. The Cycle Studio will spot it as your earliest clue if it's yours.
- Weeks of broken sleep with no cycle pattern is a different thing, and worth mentioning to a GP.
16 The three-day slump /slΚmp/ Β· noun The "I feel disgusting today" days The mirror didn't change. The lighting in your head did.
"Some days I look in the mirror and I'm fine. And then there are about three days a month where I look at the exact same face and want to cancel my entire life."
How can I look completely different to myself on a Thursday than I did on a Monday?
Two separate things are happening at the same time, and they get mistaken for one. Your body genuinely is slightly different β and, separately, your tolerance for how you look has dropped.
Same room, worse lighting. You'd never conclude the room had got uglier. But when it's your own face, you don't think "bad lighting" β you think "this is finally the truth about me."
The physical half is real: fluid retention makes your face puffier and your stomach fuller, and hormone shifts can bring breakouts. So your body has actually changed a bit.
The other half is that studies consistently find body dissatisfaction fluctuates across the menstrual cycle, tending to peak in the premenstrual days. Falling oestrogen and serotonin affect mood and self-criticism generally β and "how I look" is simply one of the things a low, self-critical mood attaches itself to.
The thought "I look disgusting" arriving on the same three days every month isn't a fact you've finally noticed. It's a symptom with a timetable.
- Check the date before you believe the thought. If it's the same three days as last month, treat it like the sore boobs β a symptom, not a revelation.
- Don't make decisions about your body on those days. No new diets, no cutting your own fringe, no deleting every photo.
- Wear the clothes that fit today's body rather than punishing yourself with the ones that fit last week's.
- If the feeling doesn't lift when your period starts, or it's there most of the month, that's worth telling someone about. That's a different thing to a cycle dip.
The Girls Glossary explains what's typical and why. It doesn't diagnose anything, and it can't examine you β so if something hurts, worries you, or just doesn't feel right for you, tell a parent, a school nurse or a GP. You are never wasting their time.