Swipe right to open your Body OS
Body Battery
Okay… how much battery have we actually got left? 👀
78%
⌄
This is your Body OS.
Tap any app on your home screen and it opens here, inside the same phone.
Cycle Calendar
🩸 Oh, hello.
Based on your last few months, your period might be around now.
Day 1 🌷
Today might be a…
You've marked this around here before
That doesn't mean your hormones explain everything you're feeling. But they could be one piece of the puzzle.
What's going on in there
Daily check in
Open one question at a time and tap anything that feels like you. You do not need to fill everything in.
What's your brain doing today? ›
How charged do you feel? ›
What's the mood today? ›
How does your body feel? ›
Nothing to report? Leave it closed, no news is normal news.
What did you notice?
Discharge is your built in down there skincare, cleaning and looking after you on its own, no effort from you.
Worth flagging
The vibe suddenly changing and bringing drama is worth noticing.
💬 That's your down there skincare raising a flag, not you being dirty or disgusting. It's your body asking for backup (a nurse, GP or sexual health clinic), not for more washing or shame.
How hungry are you today? ›
How did you sleep? ›
Anything else going on today? ›
Your month
Day
At a glance
This month
Patterns
Month in review
Everything you tap stays on this device. This is a noticing tool, not a doctor. if something hurts or worries you, please tell someone.
Your body and your body image
aren’t the same thing.
One of them is a fact. The other one is a setting, and settings can be changed.
Fact, or setting?
Eight thoughts. For each one, decide whether it is something that is actually true about a body, or something about how the body is being looked at.
Question 1 of 8
Why the same body feels different on different days.
Body image is the mental picture a person holds of their own body, along with the thoughts and feelings attached to it. It is formed from many inputs at once: mood, sleep, hormones, what you have been looking at, what people have said, and what you have absorbed about what bodies are supposed to look like. Because those inputs change, body image can shift significantly while the body itself stays exactly the same.
Your body is the photo. Your body image is the camera settings. On a bad day the settings change, not the photo. Nothing about you got worse overnight. What changed is what you are looking through.
You love an outfit on Tuesday. You put on the exact same outfit on Friday and cannot leave the house in it. The outfit did not shrink. Your body did not change in three days. Friday just came with a different lens on.
Sometimes it isn’t your body that changed.
It’s the lens you’re looking through.
Five settings that change the picture without changing a single thing about the body in it. Tap through them yourself.
Same body.
Five different cameras.
Tap a setting to see what it does to the picture. Nothing about the body changes. Only the camera does.
← swipe the modes →
This is what is really there. Every setting changes the picture without changing a single thing about the body in it.
What that setting is actually doing.
This updates with whichever camera you have selected above.
Nobody is looking at you the way you look at you.
They are on the wide lens. You are the only one who ever picks up the microscope.
Growing up, as the software update nobody warned you about. Ten features, all installing at different speeds.
A very large update
with no release notes.
Your body has started installing it whether you asked or not. Unfortunately, nobody included the instructions.
Ten features, all installing at once.
Every row opens up. Then hit compare, and watch the whole thing rearrange itself.
What’s installing · 10 features · tap to open
Why nobody’s update runs in the same order.
Puberty is not a single event. It is a sequence of changes triggered by the brain releasing hormones that signal the ovaries and adrenal glands, which in turn act on many different tissues. The typical age range for the whole process spans several years, and the order in which changes appear varies widely between individuals. Two people the same age can be at genuinely different stages and both be entirely within the normal range.
Same update, different download order. Hers might install periods almost fully before it has even started on sweat. Yours might do the exact opposite. Neither phone is behind. Neither one is broken. They just queued the files differently.
Two girls sit next to each other in registration. One got her period at eleven and is still waiting on everything else. One grew four inches over a summer and has not started yet. Both spend the whole year quietly convinced they are the odd one out.
Updates download at different speeds.
Everybody’s progress bar is in a different place. None of them are broken.
One of them is a fact. The other one is a setting, and settings can be changed.
Turns out, food is doing a lot.
Like, a LOT. Your breakfast is helping your brain think. Your lunch is giving your body energy. Your dinner is helping you repair, grow, make hormones, build bones and keep your entire internal group chat running. So let’s actually meet the stuff doing all the work.
Okay… so what does my body actually do with it?
- 🍝 Carbs your body’s go to energy 01
- 🍳 Protein repairs, rebuilds and helps you grow 02
- 🥑 Fats your brain, cells and hormones are big fans 03
- 🥦 Vitamins & minerals tiny nutrients, very big jobs 04
- 🩸 Iron helps oxygen get where it needs to go 05
- 💧 Water & fibre keeps the whole system moving 06
🌸 No calorie maths. No good foods. No bad foods. Just the actually useful bit: what food gives your body, why it needs it, and all the clever stuff happening after you eat it.
Chapters
Protein and carbs,
doing the heavy lifting.
One rebuilds you. The other runs you. Tap anything to see what it is actually doing once it is inside you.
Where a menu puts the price, this one puts what the food is packed with.
🍽️
Nothing on this menu matches that.
Try a different word, or clear the filters.
The slow crew and the ground crew, and why a salad with no fat on it is only half collected.
Fats and plants,
quietly running everything.
Fat is what lets you absorb half the vitamins on your plate. Fibre is the one thing that works by not being absorbed at all.
Where a menu puts the price, this one puts what the food is packed with.
🍽️
Nothing on this menu matches that.
Try a different word, or clear the filters.
Iron, calcium, vitamin D and the rest. The ones that actually go missing, especially once periods start.
The ones that
actually go missing.
These are not foods, they are the things hiding inside them. Worth knowing by name, because these are the ones girls genuinely run short of.
Where a menu puts the price, this one puts what the food is packed with.
🍽️
Nothing on this menu matches that.
Try a different word, or clear the filters.
Stop reading, start playing. Two games that turn all of this into something you can actually feel.
Build your plate,
watch what happens.
Two games. Neither of them scores you, and neither of them has a right answer you were supposed to already know.
🍽️ Build your plate
Tap up to five. Watch the meters. The point is not to max everything out, it is to see how quickly variety fills the gaps.
🔍 Name the job
Eight jobs your body needs doing. Three options each. The explanation comes after you pick, not before.
Every chapter, and the 38 things on the menu, in one contents page.
Movement isn’t a
punishment for having a body.
We translate the confusing fitness advice into what your body is actually doing. Why some days you feel strong, some days your legs feel like wet cement, and why more is not always better.
The three rings that actually matter
Movement is something your body can do, not something it owes.
This is four short chapters on what movement actually does inside you, why your energy is different every day, what is worth asking about, and a check in that tells you what your body is asking for right now.
🩷 No before and after photos. No workout plan. Nothing you can fail at.
Chapters
Eight things that count,
and what they actually do.
The goal is not to become someone who is good at exercise. It is to understand what movement does for the body you already live in.
Starting here
So… what actually counts as exercise?
More than TikTok would have you believe. Tap anything you have done this week.
All of them count. Including the last one.
Textbook to girl talk
The same sentence, twice.
Here is what a textbook says movement does. Tap to see it in a language anyone can use.
🔍 Textbook Terminology
Physical activity produces physiological adaptations across the cardiovascular, musculoskeletal and nervous systems. Repeated exposure to a stimulus prompts the body to increase its capacity to handle that stimulus.
👄 Girl Talk Translation
Your heart gets better at doing its job. Your muscles go oh, we are doing this now, and adapt. Your bones get a reason to stay strong. Your brain gets involved too. Your body is extremely good at learning whatever you regularly ask it to do.
💅 In real life
The hill you were dying on in September is just a hill by November. Nobody handed you a new pair of legs. The same legs got better at hills, because you kept asking them to.
Strength
Getting stronger is actually very cool.
Strength training is not just about what muscles look like. There is something quite good about discovering you can now do a thing you could not do before.
- 🚶🏼♀️Your muscles help you move through the world, carry your own stuff and get up hills.
- 🦴Your bones respond to load too. They build themselves in response to being used.
- 🦵Your joints get support from the muscle around them, which is how they stay comfortable.
- 🎒Everyday things get easier. Bags, stairs, hills, carrying your own things without asking.
💪 “Wait… I can actually do that now.”
🔍 Textbook Terminology
Mechanical loading causes micro damage to muscle fibres, which are then repaired with additional protein, increasing their cross sectional area and force capacity. Bone responds to the same loading by increasing mineral density, and adolescence is the window in which most peak bone mass is laid down.
👄 Girl Talk Translation
Lifting something heavy tells your muscles and your bones that this is apparently a thing you do now, so they had better get better at it. Bone especially, because the window for building it is open now and does not reopen later.
💅 In real life
You stop asking someone else to open the jar. Small, unglamorous, and genuinely a different body than the one you had three months ago.
Yesterday you could do this. Today you apparently cannot. Here is what is actually going on.
Why yesterday you could,
and today you cannot.
Sleep, food, stress, hormones, your period, whether you are ill, and how much school is currently doing to you. Energy is the sum of all of it.
The daily plot twist
Yesterday I could do this. Today I apparently cannot.
Welcome to owning a human body. Your energy is not produced by one magic fitness switch. It is the sum of everything else going on.
🩷 “Resources are a little low today, babe.”
So one slower session does not mean you became unfit overnight. It usually means several of those eight were having a bad week at the same time.
🔍 Textbook Terminology
Exercise capacity on any given day is affected by sleep quality and duration, energy availability, hydration, psychological stress, illness, and where you are in the menstrual cycle. Perceived exertion, meaning how hard something feels, can change substantially while the actual workload stays identical.
👄 Girl Talk Translation
How hard something feels and how hard it actually is are two different numbers. Your body is running a live calculation of what it has got available, and the answer changes daily.
💅 In real life
Same run, same route, same trainers. Tuesday it was fine and Thursday you wanted to lie down in a hedge. You did not get worse in two days.
Cycle and movement
Your period did not read your training plan.
Some girls barely notice a difference across their cycle. Others absolutely do. You might feel strong one week, then wonder why the stairs have become Mount Everest.
That does not mean there is one perfect cycle syncing schedule every girl should follow. It means your body gives you information, and the useful bit is learning to read yours.
Crampy, heavy, exhausted? You are allowed to adjust.
Great. Go and enjoy it.
A walk, a stretch or a rest day still counts as looking after yourself.
Food and movement
Your body cannot run on motivational quotes.
Exercise costs energy, and energy has to come from somewhere. Food is not something you have to burn off afterwards. It is literally the reason you can run, think, repair muscle, keep your heart beating, make hormones, build bone and recover.
Fuel in, everything else becomes possible. That is the whole mechanism.
This one is not a health plan. It is a loop that makes you feel worse.
Rest days
The workout is only half the conversation.
Your body does not become stronger while you are doing the workout. The workout is the message. Food, sleep and rest are when the work happens.
📣 “Hey body, we might need to get better at this.”
🔍 Textbook Terminology
Training provides the stimulus; adaptation occurs during recovery, when protein synthesis repairs and reinforces the tissue and the nervous system consolidates the movement pattern. Without adequate energy intake and rest, the adaptation cannot be completed and performance plateaus or declines.
👄 Girl Talk Translation
Training asks the question. Sleeping and eating is your body answering it. Skip the answer and you have just asked the same question over and over while getting more tired.
💅 In real life
The week you took three days off and came back somehow better at it. That was not luck, and it was not you losing progress. That was the actual adapting happening.
The five things girls quietly Google after exercising, and the point where it is worth telling someone.
The five things girls
quietly Google.
Then the bit that matters more: the point where movement stops adding to your life and starts taking from it, and what to do about that.
Is this normal?
Things girls quietly Google after exercising.
Tap a question. No, you are not the only one who has searched it.
🔍 Textbook Terminology
Exercise increases energy expenditure, and appetite signalling responds to that. Ghrelin, made mainly in the stomach, is one of the signals that tells your brain fuel would be useful.
👄 Girl Talk Translation
Your body used energy and is now asking for some back. Hunger after moving is the system working exactly as designed, not a lack of willpower.
💅 In real life
You get in from training and eat everything in the kitchen standing up. That is not you being greedy. That is a body doing its accounting.
🔍 Textbook Terminology
Body mass fluctuates with hydration, glycogen storage, food still being digested, and hormonal changes across the cycle. Muscle also stores water alongside glycogen, so early training often increases mass slightly.
👄 Girl Talk Translation
Weight moves around for loads of reasons that have nothing to do with fat. A number on a scale is a very small amount of information about a very complicated body.
💅 In real life
Three weeks in, feeling stronger, and the scale has gone up. Both of those things are true at once, and only one of them is telling you anything useful.
🔍 Textbook Terminology
Perceived exertion can rise in the late luteal phase, and symptoms including poorer sleep, bloating, cramping and lower mood all affect how hard a given workload feels. The workload itself has not changed.
👄 Girl Talk Translation
Same legs, same route, same training. The effort just feels heavier, and that is real information rather than a failure.
💅 In real life
You check your watch expecting it to say you have slowed down and it says you did the same pace. It genuinely was harder, and it genuinely was the same run.
🔍 Textbook Terminology
Protein requirements can be met from food in almost all cases. Supplements are a convenience format, not a separate category of nutrition, and they carry no advantage over the same protein eaten as food.
👄 Girl Talk Translation
Protein is a nutrient, not a gym membership requirement. Eggs, yoghurt, beans, chicken, tofu and peanut butter are doing the same job, usually cheaper.
💅 In real life
Everyone in the changing room has a shaker and you start wondering if you are behind. You are not. You had eggs.
🔍 Textbook Terminology
Sweating is thermoregulation. The volume depends on ambient temperature, humidity, clothing, hydration and individual sweat rate, none of which measure training stimulus.
👄 Girl Talk Translation
It mainly means your body is cooling itself down. How much you sweat depends on the room, the weather, what you are wearing and how you are built, not on how much the session counted.
💅 In real life
You barely sweat in a cold sports hall and come out drenched from the same session in July. Identical session. Different weather.
Worth paying attention to
When “healthy” stops feeling healthy.
Movement should add something to your life, not quietly start taking everything else away.
- •If missing a workout makes you panic…
- •if rest feels like failure…
- •if you are exercising to make up for eating…
- •if you keep going despite injury, exhaustion or illness…
…that is worth paying attention to. You do not have to wait until it looks serious enough to deserve support.
Your body isn’t a project. It’s the place you get to live your life from.
Not to become obsessed with fitness. Not to have the perfect routine. Not to exercise every day. Just to understand your body well enough to know when to move, when to push, when to fuel and when to rest, and that none of those choices make you lazy, good, bad or disciplined.
Less “burn it off”. More “look what my body can do”.
Five questions, and an honest answer about what your body is actually asking for today.
What is your body
actually asking for?
Two games. Neither of them scores your worth, and one of them can legitimately tell you to go and have a nap.
Game one
Today’s check in
Five questions. No right answers, and rest is a real result rather than the consolation prize.
Game two
Is that true?
Eight things people say about girls and exercise. Some of them are true. Most of them are selling something.
All four chapters, in one contents page.
Let's be honest.
Most of us were taught about periods in 1 of 3 ways:
🔬 A one off biology lesson
💬 An awkward chat with mum
🤷🏼♀️ Figuring it out ourselves
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And even then… no one really explained it in a way that made sense.
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So you end up thinking...
Where do you want to start?
Start with the basics, understand the four big modes, or jump straight to the month at a glance version.
What actually is a period?
The basics, without the biology textbook headache.
Your cycle has four modes
Same person. Different week. Different mode.
Your cycle cheat sheet
See the month laid out week by week, then open Cycle Classes for the closer look.
Start with what is actually happening.
No huge science lesson. Just the bit that makes the rest of your cycle make more sense.
Your period is not just the week you bleed
It's actually the final scene of something your body has been 'working' on all month.
Which explains quite a lot. Here you can explore what a period actually is, why your mood shifts, and what the hell is happening inside your body (it's a lot…).
Your body is resetting.
If pregnancy has not happened, the uterus sheds the lining it built during the cycle. Blood and tissue leave your body, that is your period.
Usually a few days.
In this guide, Period mode covers roughly days 1 to 5, while bleeding itself can commonly last around 3 to 7 days. Your exact pattern can be different.
The next mode starts loading.
As bleeding eases, oestrogen begins to rise again and the follicular part of the cycle gets going.
Your period is one part of the story.
Now see why the rest of the month can feel different too, using the four phone modes.
Meet your four modesDisclaimer: There's no 'right' way to feel. No 'perfect' way to have a period. No version of you that you're supposed to be all the time.
Same person. Different mode.
The four big phases are the easiest way to spot the overall pattern before we zoom into the day by day version.
Imagine you're a phone📱
Same person.Different mood,different mode.
Low Battery
Notifications On
Full Brightness
Airplane Mode
Why some weeks you’re unstoppable...
And some weeks dropping a pen on the floor can make you cry 🥲
Now put them on an actual calendar.
The cycle cheat sheet turns the four modes into a month at a glance view, with Cycle Classes hidden underneath when you want the closer look.
Open the cycle cheat sheetDisclaimer: There's no 'right' way to feel. No 'perfect' way to have a period. No version of you that you're supposed to be all the time.
The month, mapped out.
Use the cheat sheet for the quick version. When you want more detail, open Cycle Classes underneath, it stays hidden until you need it.
Your cycle cheat sheet
Cycle Classes
The four big phases are useful for the overall pattern. Open the class schedule when you want to zoom in on how things can shift across the month.
Like your phone on 10% battery, screen dimmed and notifications quiet. You want rest, not pressure.
Like the morning after a proper good sleep. Not chaotic, just functional again.
Like you've just had your hair done and suddenly want to book plans, start goals and get your life together.
You're the connection. People are drawn in, plans want to happen, everything can feel that little bit easier.
Ticking off the to do list with a coffee. Not chaotic, just getting things done properly.
Your favourite outfit suddenly feels uncomfortable and everything starts to annoy you a bit.
Brain on hard mode. Texts feel deeper. Small things feel big. Patience: gone.
Brain has muted everything good and turned the volume up on everything bad. This is real, and it's worth getting help for.
These are patterns, not rules. PMDD is shown as a separate class because it only affects some people and is not a standard phase everyone experiences.
Disclaimer: There's no 'right' way to feel. No 'perfect' way to have a period. No version of you that you're supposed to be all the time.
Your hormones are
your notifications.
Not moods, not a personality diagnosis. Chemical messages, travelling around your body, only opening in the places that can read them.
Imagine you’re a phone 📱 and your hormones are your notifications.
A hormone is a chemical message. Something in your body makes it, sends it into your bloodstream, and it travels until it reaches a part of you that knows how to read it. That is genuinely most of it.
✨ Not moods. Not a personality diagnosis. Messages.
Meet the cast · tap a name
Eight of them, doing eight different jobs.
The talks
What a hormone actually is, and the five steps a message has to take before anything happens.
What a hormone
actually is.
No huge science lesson. Just the five steps every hormone message takes, and the one thing about receptors that makes the rest make sense.
A hormone is a chemical message.
That is the whole definition. Something makes it, the bloodstream carries it, and the parts of you built to receive it do something about it. Everything else is detail.
🔍 Textbook Terminology
A hormone is a signalling molecule secreted by a gland or tissue into the bloodstream, which acts on target cells that express a specific receptor for it. Because circulation is systemic, a hormone reaches nearly every cell in the body, but only cells with the matching receptor can respond.
👄 Girl Talk Translation
Your body posts the message to everyone, and only the people who have the right app installed can open it. That is why one hormone can be everywhere at once and still only change a handful of things.
💅 In real life
It is the group chat nobody can leave. The message goes out to all 400 people, and only the three it was actually about do anything about it.
Tap through the journey
Five steps, every single time.
Every hormone in your body follows this exact route. Tap a step to open it.
Your adrenal glands, ovaries, pancreas, stomach, pituitary and pineal gland are all senders. Each one makes particular hormones and nothing else. The stomach cannot post a message about ovulation.
It is not a feeling, an instruction you failed to follow, or a mood. It is a molecule carrying one piece of information.
This is the bit people find strange. A hormone does not get addressed to one place. It goes absolutely everywhere, past every cell in your body.
A receptor is a shape on a cell that fits one particular hormone. No receptor, no reading. That is why a hormone can flood your whole body and still only change a few things.
Grow. Release something. Store fuel. Change temperature. Contract. The same message can make different cells do completely different things.
The bit that surprises people
Same message. Different answers.
Oestrogen is travelling past all four of these right now, in exactly the same amount. Look at what happens.
🔐 The hormone did not choose. The receptor did.
🔍 Textbook Terminology
Receptor expression determines tissue sensitivity. A cell without the relevant receptor is functionally invisible to that hormone regardless of how much is circulating, which is why a single hormone can produce highly specific effects across a whole body.
👄 Girl Talk Translation
A hormone cannot make something happen in a place that has no way of hearing it. Having lots of a hormone does not mean everything in you reacts to it.
💅 In real life
It is like a notification that only pings on the phones that have the app. Everyone else is holding a phone that stays completely silent.
Now meet the eight of them. Who sent what, who is allowed to receive it, and what it is actually asking for.
Eight notifications,
eight different jobs.
Tap a notification to open that hormone in Settings, exactly like your phone. Who sent it, who gets it, and what it is actually asking for.
Notification centre · tap one
🔔 Tap any notification and it opens that hormone’s permissions below.
Notification permissions
Who is actually allowed to receive it?
Every hormone has a sender, a destination and a job. These are simplified examples: one hormone can act on several tissues, and only cells with the right receptor can respond to its signal.
🔍 Textbook Terminology
Cortisol helps the body respond to stress and helps make glucose and other fuel available.
👄 Girl Talk Translation
“We’re awake / something needs attention. Make more energy available so we can deal with it.”
💅 In real life
It is the jolt that gets you out of bed for an early bus, and also the reason you cannot settle the night before a test.
🔍 Textbook Terminology
Ghrelin is made mainly in the stomach and helps signal hunger to the brain.
👄 Girl Talk Translation
“Brain? Stomach here. We could do with food soon, so turn the hunger reminder up.”
💅 In real life
The 3pm feeling where you cannot concentrate on anything until you have eaten something.
🔍 Textbook Terminology
Insulin helps move glucose into muscle and fat cells and helps the liver store fuel.
👄 Girl Talk Translation
“Fuel delivery! Muscle and fat cells, take glucose in. Liver, help store what we don’t need right now.”
💅 In real life
The bit after a proper meal where your brain switches back on and homework stops feeling impossible.
🔍 Textbook Terminology
Oestrogen helps the uterine lining grow and also acts on the brain, bones and many other tissues.
👄 Girl Talk Translation
“Uterus, rebuild the lining. Brain and other tissues, here’s the latest cycle update.”
💅 In real life
The week where your skin behaves, your hair does what you asked, and you have no idea why.
🔍 Textbook Terminology
A sharp rise in LH helps trigger ovulation and the release of an egg from the ovary.
👄 Girl Talk Translation
“Ovary, mature follicle: GO. It’s time to release the egg.”
💅 In real life
One message, one job, no discussion. The group chat admin who just posts the decision and logs off.
🔍 Textbook Terminology
Progesterone rises after ovulation and helps prepare and maintain the uterine lining.
👄 Girl Talk Translation
“Uterus, keep the lining ready. We’ve ovulated and we’re waiting to see what happens next.”
💅 In real life
The friend who tidies the whole flat before anyone arrives, then sits waiting to find out if the plan is even happening.
🔍 Textbook Terminology
Testosterone is also present in girls and women and acts on tissues including muscle and bone.
👄 Girl Talk Translation
“Muscles and bones, keep supporting normal strength and maintenance. Also: yes, girls have testosterone.”
💅 In real life
The reason you can carry all the shopping in one trip. Quietly doing the heavy lifting, literally.
🔍 Textbook Terminology
Melatonin is released mainly at night and helps coordinate the body’s circadian, or 24 hour, timing.
👄 Girl Talk Translation
“It’s dark. Brain and body clock, switch the schedule towards night mode.”
💅 In real life
The reason your phone screen at midnight is a genuinely terrible idea, however good the scroll is.
Now the useful bit. Pick the thought that sounds like you, and see who is actually in the group chat.
Your
Hormone Translator.
Tap the thought that sounds most like you. We’ll show you which hormones might be in the group chat, what they are doing, and the Girl Talk version.
Pick the one that sounds like you
Okay… why do I feel like this?
Tap a thought. We’ll open the group chat and show you who is actually in it.
Hormone HQ · who is in the chat?
🔍 Textbook Terminology
👄 Girl Talk Translation
💅 In real life
The bit worth remembering
SoOo… which hormone is making me feel like this then?
Usually more than one, and never only hormones. They overlap, they interact, and they work alongside your brain, your nervous system, your organs, your sleep, and loads of other signals. So when someone online says one hormone explains everything, the real answer is nearly always more interesting than that.
💬 Feelings are real. Hormones are one voice in the chat, not the whole conversation.
Replay any of the four talks, or head back to the Let’s Talk library for the next collection.
Girls Glossary
👄 💬 Girl Talk Translation · / not Textbook Terminology 🦠 🔍
1. a list of words nobody explained properly, translated into what they actually feel like.
2. the bit between "is that a real thing?" and "OH. That makes so much sense..."
01 Bloating /ˈbləʊ·tɪŋ/ · noun Also filed under: "why do my jeans not fit today" Same body. Extra luggage.
"I got dressed and my jeans did up fine on Monday. It is now Thursday and they are actively hostile."
How can a stomach change size in four days when nothing else has changed?
Two things are happening that you cannot see. Your body is holding on to more water than usual, and your gut has slowed right down (so everything is moving through you more slowly and taking up more room on the way).
You haven't gained anything. Your body has just put the heating on and started hoarding water like a snowstorm is coming. Same body, temporarily more luggage.
In the second half of your cycle, progesterone rises. Progesterone relaxes smooth muscle (including the muscle that moves food through your gut) so digestion slows and gas hangs around longer. At the same time, shifting oestrogen and progesterone change how your kidneys handle salt and water, so you retain more fluid.
It usually peaks in the day or two before your period and settles once bleeding starts.
The number on the scale going up before your period is water and slower digestion. It is not fat, and it is genuinely gone again within a few days.
- Own a pair of jeans that fits your bloated days, not just your flattest ones. This is a wardrobe problem, not a body problem.
- Drinking more water genuinely helps (dehydration makes your body hold on tighter.
- Walking helps things move. So does not weighing yourself that week.
- Log it in your Cycle Studio. Once you can see it turning up at the same point every month, it stops being a nasty surprise.
02 Brown blood /braʊn blʌd/ · noun The one everybody googles in secret It's not new blood. It took the scenic route.
"It started brown. Not red. Brown. I have told nobody and I have been quietly worried about it for eleven months."
Why is it brown at the start and end, and red in the middle?
Colour is not telling you about the blood. It is telling you about the speed. Brown blood is simply blood that took longer to come out.
Like a cup of tea you forgot about on the side. It's the same tea. It's just been sitting there, meeting the air, going a bit darker. Nothing has gone wrong with the tea.
Blood contains iron. When blood is exposed to oxygen for longer, that iron oxidises (the same process that turns a cut apple brown or makes metal rust) and it changes from bright red to dark red to brown.
At the very start and the very end of your period, flow is slow, so blood spends longer in your uterus and vagina before it leaves. Slow exit, more oxygen, browner colour. In the middle, when flow is fastest, it comes out fresh and red.
Brown at the beginning and end of your period is the most normal thing in the world. It's a timing thing, not a health thing.
- Stop worrying about brown days at the start and end. That's just the pace changing.
- Brown spotting at a completely random point in your cycle, month after month, is worth mentioning to a nurse or GP (that one is different).
- Same for discharge that smells strongly bad alongside it.
03 Cramps /kramps/ · noun Medically: dysmenorrhoea A workout you did not sign up for.
"It's not even in my stomach really. It's in my back? And the tops of my legs? And I'm meant to be doing PE."
Why does a uterus hurt in your back and your thighs?
Your uterus is a muscle, and during your period it is squeezing (hard, and repeatedly) to push the lining out. You cannot feel it working, only the ache it leaves behind.
Imagine doing an intense ab workout, every hour, for two days, without deciding to. You'd expect to ache. Nobody would call you dramatic for aching.
Chemicals called prostaglandins make the uterus contract. The more prostaglandins you produce, the stronger the squeezing, and strong contractions briefly reduce the blood supply to the muscle, which is what turns 'tightening' into 'pain'.
The nerves that serve your uterus share pathways with the nerves from your lower back and upper thighs. Your brain can't always tell exactly where the signal started, so it reports pain in all of them. That's called referred pain, and it's why period pain rarely stays where you'd expect.
Back ache during your period isn't a separate problem you've also developed. It's the same pain, arriving at a different address.
- Heat genuinely works (a heat pack on your lower back or tummy relaxes the muscle and eases the squeezing.
- Anti-inflammatory painkillers like ibuprofen work on prostaglandins specifically, which is why they often help more than paracetamol. Check with a parent or pharmacist about what's right for you.
- Taking them when the pain starts, rather than waiting until it's unbearable, works better.
- Gentle movement helps more than lying completely still, even though lying completely still is more appealing.
04 Cravings /ˈkreɪ·vɪŋz/ · noun Filed under: "why am I STARVING" It's an energy bill, not a willpower bill.
"I ate a full dinner and then stood in front of the fridge like I hadn't eaten since Tuesday. And then felt guilty about it for the rest of the night."
Why am I so much hungrier some weeks, when I'm eating exactly the same?
Your body is not running at the same cost every day of the month. In the second half of your cycle it is quietly burning more energy at rest, before you have done anything at all.
It's an energy bill, not a willpower bill. Your body has had the heating on all week and is now asking you to top up the meter. You haven't "lost control"... you've been invoiced.
After ovulation, your resting metabolic rate rises (for many people by somewhere around 510%. Your core body temperature goes up slightly too. Both cost energy, so genuine hunger increases.
On top of that, the hormone changes in that phase affect serotonin, which is partly why the craving is so often specifically for carbohydrates and sugar rather than just "more food".
Being hungrier before your period isn't greed and it isn't a failure of self-control. It's a body that needs more fuel that week, asking for it in the only way it can.
- Eat the bigger lunch. Fighting it usually ends in feeling worse and eating more later anyway.
- Pack an actual snack for that week rather than trying to run on nothing until 4pm.
- Notice which days it lands on (in the Cycle Studio it usually shows up in the same window every cycle.
- If eating starts to feel scary, shameful, or like something you have to control all the time, that's worth telling an adult you trust. That's a really common thing to need help with.
05 Discharge /ˈdɪs·tʃɑːdʒ/ · noun We call it: down-there skincare You're supposed to have it.
"There's stuff in my knickers and I have never asked anybody about it, ever, because how would you even start that sentence."
Why is it there at all (and why does it keep changing?
It's not a mess your body is making. It's a cleaning system running constantly, without being asked, keeping everything healthy and getting rid of what shouldn't be there.
There's your face skincare routine (twelve steps, a lot of money) and then there's the one your body runs down there by itself, for free, while you're asleep. It's that girl with perfect skin who has never owned a moisturiser.
Your cervix produces fluid that carries away old cells and bacteria, and keeps the whole area at the right acidity so unfriendly bacteria struggle to grow. The amount and texture change through your cycle as oestrogen rises and falls (drier after your period, stretchy and slippery around ovulation, thicker and creamier afterwards).
Having none at all is more likely to be a problem than having plenty. And it never, ever needs soap. Washes and scented products push it out of balance and usually make things worse.
The changes across the month aren't random. Your discharge is basically a status update on where you are in your cycle (if you know how to read it.
- Wash the outside with plain water. That's it. That's the routine.
- Cotton knickers, and a liner on heavier days if you'd rather.
- Log it in the Cycle Studio (the stretchy days are a decent clue that you're around ovulation).
- Green, grey or dark yellow, a strong bad smell, or itching and soreness are your body flagging something. That's a nurse or GP, not more washing.
06 Endometriosis /ˌen·dəʊ·miː·tri·ˈəʊ·sɪs/ · noun Usually shortened to "endo" Not "just bad cramps".
"Everyone says periods hurt. But mine make me go home from school, and when I say that people look at me like I'm being soft."
Why would the same monthly process hurt one person mildly and floor another completely?
In endometriosis, tissue similar to the lining of the uterus is growing in places outside it. Around the ovaries, the tubes, elsewhere in the pelvis. And it responds to your hormones every month, exactly like the lining inside does.
Wallpaper that's ended up in rooms it was never meant to be in, and it still redecorates every single month. The difference is that inside the uterus there's a way out. Everywhere else, there isn't.
That misplaced tissue thickens and breaks down with your cycle, but the blood and tissue have nowhere to go. That causes inflammation, irritation and, over time, scar tissue. Which is why the pain can be severe, and why it doesn't always stay confined to your period days.
Doctors don't yet agree on one single cause. What is well documented is that it takes far too long to diagnose, on average around eight years in the UK (largely because severe period pain gets normalised).
You were not being dramatic and you did not have a low pain threshold. If pain is stopping your life, that is information, and it deserves an actual investigation.
- Track it. Dates, pain scores, what you had to cancel. A GP takes a pattern far more seriously than a memory.
- Say the specific sentence: "this pain is stopping me going to school." That lands differently to "my periods are bad."
- You're allowed to ask for a second opinion, and to bring someone with you.
- Endometriosis UK has good, plain-English guidance if you want to read more before you go.
07 Heavy or painful periods /ˈhev·i/ · noun Medically: menorrhagia "Everyone gets cramps" is not a diagnosis.
"I plan my whole week around it. Which seat I sit in. What colour trousers. Whether I can risk double PE."
How am I supposed to know if mine is 'heavy', when I've never seen anybody else's?
There's no shared scale, so almost everyone assumes theirs is average. The measure doctors actually use isn't a volume, it's the impact on your life.
If you are planning your day around your period (seats, clothes, escape routes, spare everything) that's not 'a heavy one'. That's data, and it's the exact thing a doctor wants to hear.
Signs that count as heavy: soaking through a pad or tampon every hour or two for several hours, needing to double up, flooding through clothes or bedding, clots bigger than a 10p coin, or bleeding lasting more than 8 days.
It matters beyond inconvenience. Losing a lot of blood month after month can leave you low on iron, and low iron is why heavy periods often come with exhaustion, dizziness, breathlessness and looking pale. That part is very treatable once someone actually checks.
The wiped-out feeling isn't you being lazy that week. If your periods are heavy, there may be a physical reason you're exhausted, and a blood test can find it.
- Track two things for two cycles: how often you change protection, and what you couldn't do.
- Ask specifically whether your iron levels should be checked.
- Take someone with you if adults have brushed it off before. It shouldn't be necessary, and it often helps.
- "Everyone gets cramps" is not a medical assessment. You're allowed to say so, politely.
08 Luteal phase /ˈluː·ti·əl/ · noun Plain English: the second half Same machine. Different setting.
"Two weeks ago I was going to the gym, replying to everyone and had my whole life together. Same girl. Same life. Cannot currently be bothered to open a message."
Why can't I just be consistent?
You are not one steady version of yourself with random bad weeks. The second half of your cycle runs on a genuinely different hormone mix to the first half (different fuel, different temperature, different mood chemistry).
Same machine, different setting. Nobody expects a phone on low power mode to do everything it does at 100%, and nobody thinks the phone is broken. It's running the second half of its battery.
The luteal phase is the stretch between ovulation and your next period (usually around 12 to 14 days). Progesterone rises through it, which raises your core temperature slightly, slows digestion, and has a sedating effect for some people.
Then, if there's no pregnancy, both progesterone and oestrogen fall away fairly sharply in the last few days. That drop is what triggers your period, and it's the drop, more than the levels themselves, that most affects mood and sleep.
You're not inconsistent. You're cyclical. Those are completely different things, and only one of them is a character flaw.
- Put the demanding stuff (the presentation, the big social thing (in the first half of your cycle where you can choose.
- Plan your second half around lower energy instead of being annoyed by it.
- Protect your sleep in the last few days. Everything else gets harder when that goes.
- The Cycle Studio will show you your own version of this. Yours won't be textbook, it'll be yours.
09 Ovulation /ˌɒv·jʊ·ˈleɪ·ʃən/ · noun The bit the whole cycle is actually built around Day 14 is a guess, not a rule.
"There's about three days in the middle of the month where I feel genuinely amazing and I look better and I have no idea why."
What actually happens in the middle of the month (and is it really always day 14?!)
One ovary releases an egg. It takes minutes. You most likely won't notice it happening (but you may well notice the build-up to it, because oestrogen peaks just before)
Everyone counts forwards from day 1 and assumes ovulation lands on day 14. Your body actually counts backwards, it's roughly 12 to 14 days before your next period. Which is why the 'day 14' thing is wrong for so many people.
Oestrogen climbs through the first half of your cycle, then triggers a surge of luteinising hormone, which releases the egg. Around that point some people notice a one-sided twinge low down, clearer and stretchier discharge, and more energy or sociability.
The second half of the cycle is fairly fixed in length. The first half is the bit that varies - so if your cycle is 24 days or 34 days, ovulation moves accordingly. It is genuinely not day 14 for most people.
The good few days in the middle aren't a coincidence or a fluke of a good night's sleep. That's the highest-oestrogen point of your entire month.
- Notice the stretchy, slippery discharge (it's the most reliable free signal you've got.
- If you get a one-sided twinge mid-month, that's likely mittelschmerz, and it's harmless.
- Use those days for the things that need you at full volume, if you get the choice.
- Cycles that are still settling may not ovulate every month, especially in the first couple of years. That's expected, not broken.
10 PCOS /ˌpiː·siː·əʊ·ˈes/ · noun Polycystic ovary syndrome The recipe is mixed slightly differently.
"My periods turn up whenever they feel like it, my skin has never settled, and there's hair in places I didn't expect. And I've quietly decided all of that is my fault."
Why would periods, skin and hair all go wrong at the same time? They're not even related.
They are related, they're all downstream of the same hormones. When the balance shifts, several apparently unconnected things shift together.
Same ingredients, measured out differently, so the cake comes out different. Not a wrong cake, just a different one. But one that's worth showing to someone who knows about cakes.
In PCOS, levels of androgens (hormones everyone has, in differing amounts) run higher than usual. That can mean ovulation happens irregularly or not every cycle, which is why periods become unpredictable or disappear. Higher androgens also drive oilier skin, acne, and hair growth in a more typically male pattern.
Many people with PCOS also have insulin resistance, meaning their body has to work harder to manage blood sugar( part of why weight can be harder to shift despite doing nothing differently).
It's one condition producing several symptoms, not four personal failings happening at once. And there are real things that help.
- Track your cycle lengths. "My periods are irregular" is vague; "my last four cycles were 45, 62, 38 and 51 days" gets you taken seriously.
- PCOS is diagnosed on a combination of things, not one test, and it can be harder to diagnose in teenagers because irregular cycles are normal early on.
- Ask about it directly if the pattern sounds like yours. You're allowed to bring it up first.
- Verity is the UK PCOS charity, if you want to read more.
11 Period brain /ˈpɪə·ri·əd breɪn/ · noun Also: brain fog You're not thick that week.
"I read the same paragraph four times. I walked into the kitchen and forgot why. I genuinely thought something was wrong with me."
Why does my brain feel like it's buffering for a few days a month?
Concentration isn't a fixed setting. It's the output of sleep, pain, mood and hormones, and in the days before your period, several of those quietly get worse at once.
Try concentrating on four hours of broken sleep, with cramps, while feeling like everything is a lot. Now do a maths test. Nobody would call that a brain problem (but that's exactly the week you're judging yourself on).
Being straight with you: research on whether hormones directly measurably change how well you think is genuinely mixed, and the effects found tend to be small. So we're not going to tell you your IQ drops.
What isn't in doubt is that poor sleep, pain and low mood all measurably reduce working memory and concentration, and all three are more likely in the late luteal phase. The fog is real. It's mostly arriving via those, rather than hormones scrambling your brain directly.
It's not that you got worse at thinking. It's that you're trying to think through pain and bad sleep, and then blaming your brain for the result.
- Write things down that week instead of trusting your memory. This is not defeat, it's admin.
- Treat the sleep and the pain (that's usually where the fog is actually coming from).
- Don't schedule the thing that needs deep focus for that window if you have any say in it.
- Don't make big decisions about your own capability on your worst-sleeping days.
12 Period poops /ˈpɪə·ri·əd puːps/ · noun Yes. It's a real thing. Yes, everybody. Your bowel got the same memo.
"Day one of my period and I have basically relocated to the bathroom. I have never once said this sentence to another human being."
What has my period got to do with my bowel? They're separate systems.
The chemical making your uterus contract doesn't stay politely inside your uterus. It leaks into nearby tissue, and your bowel is right there.
Your uterus sent out a group message saying "everybody squeeze." Your bowel was accidentally added to that group chat. It has now also started squeezing. Nobody consulted you.
Prostaglandins (the chemicals that make the uterus contract to shed its lining) also affect the smooth muscle of the intestines. More prostaglandins means more bowel contractions, so things move through faster and looser. That's the "period poops".
The flip side explains the other half of the month: in the luteal phase, higher progesterone slows the gut down, which is why constipation before your period and the opposite once it starts is such a common pattern.
Constipated before, then the complete reverse on day one, is not a coincidence or something you ate. It's the same hormone story, in two acts.
- Water and fibre in the days before help with the constipation half.
- Anti-inflammatory painkillers reduce prostaglandins, so they often calm both the cramps and the bathroom situation at once.
- Know it's coming on day one and plan the day accordingly. That alone removes most of the panic.
- It is astonishingly common. Nobody talks about it, which is exactly why everyone thinks it's just them.
13 PMDD /ˌpiː·em·diː·ˈdiː/ · noun Premenstrual dysphoric disorder A volume problem, not a character problem.
"For about a week I'm a completely different person. I say things I don't mean, I feel like everyone would be better off without me, and then my period starts and it lifts like weather."
Why would the same hormones everybody has hit me this much harder?
Your hormone levels are usually completely normal. The difference is in how sensitively your brain responds to them changing.
Same song, played at a volume that hurts. The track isn't different, the speakers are far more sensitive. That's not a personality flaw any more than being sensitive to light is.
PMDD is a recognised condition affecting a small percentage of people who menstruate. It's understood to involve an unusual sensitivity to normal fluctuations in progesterone and its by-products, which affect the brain's GABA and serotonin systems (the ones handling mood, anxiety and calm).
The pattern is the giveaway: symptoms appear in the week or two before a period, and clear within a few days of it starting. Every cycle. That timing is what separates it from other mental health conditions, and it's what a doctor will look for.
The person you are in that week is not the real you finally showing through. It's a treatable response to a hormonal change (and there are things that genuinely help).
- Track symptoms against your cycle for two or three months. That chart is the single most useful thing you can hand a GP.
- Say the timing out loud: "this happens every month before my period and stops when it starts."
- Tell someone you trust which week it is, before it arrives, so you're not managing it alone.
14 PMS /ˌpiː·em·ˈes/ · noun Premenstrual syndrome Your hormones went off a cliff. Your brain felt the landing.
"I cried at an advert about a dog. Then I was furious at my sister for breathing. Then my period started the next morning and I was like "that explains why!"
Why do the exact same things bother me enormously one week and not at all the next?
Nothing about the situation changed. What changed is the chemistry you're processing it with (the same event genuinely lands harder depending on where you are in your cycle).
Same photo, different filter. The thing your sister said wasn't worse this week (your sensitivity setting was turned up). Both the feeling and the reason are real at the same time.
After ovulation, oestrogen and progesterone rise, then fall away in the last few days before your period. That fall affects serotonin (one of the chemicals involved in mood, sleep and appetite) which is why irritability, tearfulness, cravings and poor sleep so often turn up together, as a set.
The physical symptoms come from the same shift: fluid retention makes breasts feel sore and heavy, and slowed digestion causes bloating.
"Feeling ugly" for three days before your period isn't a sudden accurate insight about your face. It's a symptom, arriving on schedule, alongside the sore boobs and the crying.
- Know which days they are. Context doesn't remove the feeling, but it stops you believing everything it tells you.
- Give yourself an extra 10% that week and take one thing off the list.
- Protect sleep (it's usually the first domino, and everything else gets worse when it goes.
- If it's severe enough to wreck your friendships, schoolwork or safety every single month, read the PMDD entry. That's a different thing and it deserves a doctor.
15 Sleep (the week before) /sliːp/ · noun Usually the first thing to change It's a thermostat problem.
"I keep waking up at 3am for no reason, kicking the duvet off, and then overthinking a conversation from Year 8."
Why does my sleep fall apart for a few nights a month when nothing else has changed?
Your body temperature isn't the same all month. In the second half of your cycle it runs slightly warmer (and falling asleep depends on your body being able to cool down.
Trying to sleep in a room that's two degrees too warm. You'd blame the room. Nobody would decide they'd suddenly developed insomnia as a personality trait.
After ovulation, progesterone raises your core body temperature by roughly 0.30.5°C. Dropping your core temperature is part of how your body triggers and maintains sleep, so a warmer baseline tends to mean lighter, more broken sleep.
Then progesterone falls sharply in the last days before your period (and because it has a calming effect on the brain, losing it quickly can bring restlessness and 3am wake-ups. Add cramps and you have a genuinely bad week for sleep.
This is often the earliest signal you get. For a lot of people sleep goes downhill two or three days before anything else does (so bad sleep can be the thing that tells you your period is coming.
- Cooler room, lighter duvet, fewer layers for that week specifically.
- Guard your bedtime harder than usual in the few days before (this is the domino that knocks over mood, concentration and hunger.
- Log it. The Cycle Studio will spot it as your earliest clue if it's yours.
- Weeks of broken sleep with no cycle pattern is a different thing, and worth mentioning to a GP.
16 The three-day slump /slʌmp/ · noun The "I feel disgusting today" days The mirror didn't change. The lighting in your head did.
"Some days I look in the mirror and I'm fine. And then there are about three days a month where I look at the exact same face and want to cancel my entire life."
How can I look completely different to myself on a Thursday than I did on a Monday?
Two separate things are happening at the same time, and they get mistaken for one. Your body genuinely is slightly different (and, separately, your tolerance for how you look has dropped.
Same room, worse lighting. You'd never conclude the room had got uglier. But when it's your own face, you don't think "bad lighting" (you think "this is finally the truth about me."
The physical half is real: fluid retention makes your face puffier and your stomach fuller, and hormone shifts can bring breakouts. So your body has actually changed a bit.
The other half is that studies consistently find body dissatisfaction fluctuates across the menstrual cycle, tending to peak in the premenstrual days. Falling oestrogen and serotonin affect mood and self-criticism generally (and "how I look" is simply one of the things a low, self-critical mood attaches itself to.
The thought "I look disgusting" arriving on the same three days every month isn't a fact you've finally noticed. It's a symptom with a timetable.
- Check the date before you believe the thought. If it's the same three days as last month, treat it like the sore boobs (a symptom, not a revelation.
- Don't make decisions about your body on those days. No new diets, no cutting your own fringe, no deleting every photo.
- Wear the clothes that fit today's body rather than punishing yourself with the ones that fit last week's.
- If the feeling doesn't lift when your period starts, or it's there most of the month, that's worth telling someone about. That's a different thing to a cycle dip.
The Girls Glossary explains what's typical and why. It doesn't diagnose anything, and it can't examine you (so if something hurts, worries you, or just doesn't feel right for you, tell a parent, a school nurse or a GP. You are never wasting their time.